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Smooshy walks in the house, where Mashy is sitting on the couch, watching TV. He says, "Guess where I just had dinner?" Mashy says, "Hopefully a place that sent you home with leftovers." Smooshy says, "Seed."

This has Mashy's attention! She turned around on the couch, looking at Smooshy. She says, "What!? SEED?! The exclusive, new restaurant where nobody can get a reservation?!" Smooshy says, "I don't need a reservation." Mashy says, "You just walked in?" Smooshy says, "Like I owned the place." Mashy says, "And they didn't kick you out?" Smooshy says, "The maitre d' fanned me while I ate."

The scene at the restaurant: Smooshy is hanging upside down stuffing his face with bird seed from a bird feeder while a human shakes a broom at him.