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A robin is standing on a branch, flapping his wings. A second bird asks, "Why are you standing there, flapping your wings?" The robin says, "I've got to meet my daily flap goal or my Flapbit will squawk at me!" The second bird says, "Isn't that cheating?" The robin says, "Why? I'm moving. I'm getting exercise." The other bird says, "But you're not getting a full body workout like you do with flying." The robin says, "Don't worry about it! I'm just trying to appease the Flapbit." The other bird says, "I thought the point of those things was to stay healthy?" Zooming in on the Flapbit - an evil face, made of red lights, the robin says, "Oh trust me. If the Flapbit is satisfied, I stay healthy!"



