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Marshamallow stands beside Rabbit Bunkovitz at her Bat Mitzvah. The Rabbit says, "Let us thank all the family and friends of Marshmallow for joining us to celebrate this special day. And now Marshmallow will light a candle on the holy bat in honor of each person that helped her grow into the great young monkey squirrel that she is today." Marshmallow, standing beside a raccoon wearing bat wings, says, "I'm a little nervous! I want to start by thanking my mom. She is the best. She is super smart and talented! She makes me be better." She lights the first candle. The continues, "And then my dad. He is the best too. And of course, Smooshy. He is fearless. And my Great Uncle Monkey!" | Continuing to light the fourth candle on the wings of the "bat," Marshmallows says (about Uncle Monkey), "He is the greatest!" Then she thanks her other relatives. She says, "And my aunt Mashy! Always on adventures! And my cousin Slooshy. She is such a great listener." The raccoon/bat stands like a menorah, with candles across the top of his wings. Then he decides he is done. He says, "And now I give you the honorary bat wings! So I can go to the buffet." As he takes the wings off, the candles drop to the floor and fire spreads. An elephant fireman appears in the wings and the Rabbit calmly says, "Let us step outside... to enjoy the evening air..." | Mooshy says, "That was definitely not a bat. And there is no way we're getting our deposit back on the venue" The raccoon/bat is in a dumpster. He says, "This is an AMAZING buffet!" Smooshy says, "That was a decent pyrotechnics