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Monkeylynn, sitting at her computer, which Smooshy is blocking with his ad, says, "Smooshy, I'm trying to work." Smooshy holds up one of his ads for Smooshy's Pickles. He's "personalized" it for Monkeylynn by writing her name on it and scribbling other notes about how he is the smooshiest squirrel.

Mashy is reading a book (A Picture of Dorian Gray Squirrel) as a paper airplane flies toward her head. "What the hell, Smooshy?!" she says.

She unfolds the paper airplane to find another "personalized" ad from Smooshy. He's colored over the image of himself with an orange pen, and written "You" with an arrow, along with other notes to his cousin, Mashy.

Smooshy stands across from Mooshy, smashing a sheet of paper into his cousin's face. Mooshy says, "Smooshy, this targeted advertising is really invasive." Smooshy says, "It's personalized for you! This is how you sell pickles."

Smooshy holds the ad he was just shoving in Mooshy's face. It's his super bowl ad. It has "To Mooshy" written on it.