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Mooshy and Smooshy (drawn quite roughly) are talking. Mooshy says, "Hey cuz. I need some advice." Smooshy says, "I am very wise."

Mooshy says, "Well, you know how I have to publish a comic every week... but I have a job at the acorn warehouse..." Smooshy says, "It is a silly job." Mooshy continues, "What should I do to make sure I publish a good story every week?"

"Easy cuz." Smooshy says, "You run some reruns." Mooshy responds, "Maybe eventually, but we only have 20 episodes so far." Smooshy says, "Fine, switch to a biweekly schedule." Mooshy says, "I don't know. The subscribers depend on us. And we're just building an audience."

Smooshy has more ideas. He says, "Outsource to children. You can pay them in pickle futures." Marshmallow appears out of nowhere (clearly a copy/paste from the episode about squirrel scouts) and says, "Ummm... no."

Smooshy says, "It really seems like you don't want a solution, Moosh." Mooshy says, "I do! I really want to get organized and have a plan, but it just seems like the week flies by!" Smooshy says, "Okay, I have one more option." Mooshy says, "Let's hear it. I'll do anything reasonable."

Smooshy lays it out: "Procrastinate until the last possible minute. Scribble some characters. Like, really low quality work. Reuse one panel for every scene. Make meta-commentary about the process of making the comic itself. You can squeeze a lot material out of nothing that way. I bet you can finish an episode in 15 minutes." Mooshy says, "Okay! I'll try it. Thanks cuz!"